Kids Are Quick
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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America
MARIA:       Here it is.
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS:        Maria.
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TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER:  No, that's wrong
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:  What are you talking about?
DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE:     Me!

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TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE:          I is..
TEACHER:    No, Millie….. Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE:          All right…  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'    
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TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.   Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS:     Because George still had the axe in his hand.  
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TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD:       A teacher

You gotta love those Uggs when you consider how they defy fashion logic and leaped into the mainstream. They were popular with Australian swimmers and surfers in the 1960’s then migrating to California for the shakedown fashion cruise. They were so functional and comfortable that they became such a sensation that word of mouth spread the newcomers  fame. Sheepskin, you see, is more comfortable than cowhide and it breathes and circulates the air so your boots don’t develop odors too quick. 

The sheepskin fleece allows for air circulation that in the summer doesn’t heat up your feet and in winter provides insulation against the cold. It’s a comfortable boot for all seasons. That applies to their slippers as well. The Ugg tanned outer surface with wool inner lining are designed to wear without socks.

If you ever wondered where the word Ugg derived from, the common interpretation was “ugly boot.” The sheep shears in Australia who first crafted the boot thought they looked ugly. The name stuck.

Today there are a wider number of designs to choose from for men and women.  There are the classic Ugg boot and newer designs in a variety of colors and even materials. Women’s Crochet designs got the nod by Oprah Winfrey “ Favorite Things” with their knitted upper part and come with a sheepskin sock liner.  Uggs are available in various lengths and colors.

Uggs Slippers An ALL SEASON GO!  Uggs slippers are pure comfort. Sheepskin is naturally thermostatic and keeps your feet warm no matter what the weather. They are warm in winter, cool in the summer. They are designed to be worn bear-skin since the fleece act to wick up any moisture and allows air to circulate. They’ll be the best household shoes you ever bought.

But with the soles, they are moccasins that can be worn outdoors or out in a casual setting. On cold winter floors these are excellent slippers. The non-slip tread sole gives moderate arch support and adequate support and cushion. Supremely comfortable!